Who knew the Spurs would get swept man?
I picked them to go to the Finals' after they rocked the seemingly very dangerous Dallas Mavericks. Brutal.
Who knew that Rajon Rondo would be well on his way towards being a Great playoff performer?
I've been increasingly impressed with his progression. I think a lot has to do with is work ethic and commitment to his team. The talent has always been there but he's finally bought into their system. He was first in the league in steals, sixth in assists and he is a threat at a triple double every night. He might be the best point guard in the NBA and he doesn't even have a jump shot! Even though the rascally dude who kind of looks like an alien plays for the Celtics, that didn't prevent him from being picked to the DANNY BENNETT ALL-NBA TEAM!!!!!
AT POINT GUARD, SIX FOOT ONE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY...HE STRONGLY RESEMBLES E.T.........
RAJON RONDO!
AT SHOOTING GUARD, SIX FOOT SIX FROM GOD KNOWS WHERE IN ARGENTINA...HE SHARES A BIRTHDAY WITH ME.........
MAAAANU GINOBILI!
AT SMALL FORWARD, SIX FOOT EIGHT FROM THE GOD AWFUL STATE OF OHIO...WE KNOW HIM AS THE KING........
LEBRON JAAAMES!
AT POWER FORWARD, SIX FOOT TEN FROM PROM TO THE NBA DRAFT...HE JUST GOT CURB-STOMPED BY THE MAGIC.......
JOSH SMITH!
AT CENTER, SIX FOOT TEN FROM BBALL POWERHOUSE BLINN COLLEGE...HE'S PROBABLY ENJOYING COCAINE RIGHT NOW.......
CHRIS "BIIIIIRDMAN" ANDERSEN!
The All-Danny Bennett Bench consists of: Gerald Wallace, Corey "The Drunken Dribbler" Brewer, J.J. Hickson, Ben Gordon, Antonio McDyss, and last but not least: Chauncey Billups.
*The All-Danny Bennett team is allowed to put starting NBA players on the bench.
**The All-Danny Bennett team is not based on how well players perform.
***The All-Danny Bennett team is based mostly on how awesome Danny Bennett believes certain players to be.
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